Today's CleanPun - "Toilet Theft"
Police in New Zealand were mystified by the apparent theft of a complete toilet bowl from a police station in Auckland.
When a local news reporter asked the police sergeant if they had any leads, he replied, "At present we have nothing to go on."
And while Pastor Tim is making us smile, how about today's oneliner?
| Today's Oneliner "Due to the shape of the North American Elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna." |
3 comments:
I feel sorry for younger generations who've had to grow up not knowing the joy of watching an episode of "Cheers." Poor things.
"Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?"
I guess this helps why I've never seen any North American elk at Olive Garden. I'd always wondered about that.
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