Today's CleanPun - "Toilet Theft"
Police in New Zealand were mystified by the apparent theft of a complete toilet bowl from a police station in Auckland.
When a local news reporter asked the police sergeant if they had any leads, he replied, "At present we have nothing to go on."
And while Pastor Tim is making us smile, how about today's oneliner?
"Due to the shape of the North American Elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna."