Saturday, April 07, 2007

Two things everyone needs to know

1. Don't let the diabetic with the bonky eyes decorate the Easter cookies. For one thing, she gets frosting all over her fingers, and the first impulse is, of course, lick the fingers. For another--nobody wants to see those Easter bunnies. They'll give you nightmares.

2. Nobody cares who Robb Morris is, but in case a person was curious, he was the founder of the Eastern Star, which is--gee, what is it? I'm really not sure. All I know is that there was this frame house in my hometown that said "birthplace of Robb Morris, founder of the Eastern Star". My cousin and I went through it a couple of times--not really sure why, just something to do, I guess. Anyway, it was free. The better museum in town, in my opinion, was Ed Hitt's Fock and Rossil Museum--no, wait a minute--Rock and Fossil Museum. (It always went by the other name, even at my house.) I think you had to pay admission to see that museum.

Good night, and God bless.


Jenn-Jenn, the Mother Hen said...

Re: item #2 - the Eastern Star is some sort of Masonic order. Those of you who know me should know by now that I can't let a change to Google some unknown tidbit of information pass me by unGoogled.

Everett said...

gamqixal! That's too bad I was hoping Robb Morris was the linebacker from the Colts. Except for the age thing it might have worked. Was this Eminence?

Anonymous said...

Nope, LaGrange.

Becca said...

Ed Hitt. That's a great name!

I got your book this weekend. I'm still looking for my fast food book to give you.