Wednesday, January 09, 2008

I think I'll use this line sometime...

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!"

Several men stood up as the lights came on.

An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a nice, girl?"


Of course, I'm going to have to modify it a little...

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!"

Several men stood up as the lights came on.

The voice continued, "Are there any female doctors in the house?"

When some women were standing, the older lady pulled her son to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a nice young man?"


I love that boy, but sometimes he drives me crazy.

4 comments:

Spoiled Brat said...

Perhaps you might alter it to read thusly:

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a theologian in the house?!"

Several men stood up as the lights came on.

The voice continued, "Okay, are there any female theologians in the house?"

When some women were standing, the older lady pulled her son to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you theologians single and interested in a date with a nice young man?"


I think that scenario might be more likely to get the results you want.

Tooz said...

Agreed, spoiled brat. Sounds more like someone who would have similar interests to my son. However, the likelihood of the need to call for a theologian in the theater really isn't too great.

Becca said...

It might if the movie is The Matrix.

spoiled brat said...

Or Dogma...