How come don't nobody never write any funny stuff on my blog? I been reading the stuff you wrote on Everett's, and don't nobody never write nothing like that on my blog. I love you all anyway, and God bless.
I'm sorry! It's a little harder sometimes to think of something funny with you, since we didn't fly gliders or throw jelly balls and stuff.
Hey, remember that time Lydia had the big sleepover party before we got out of high school? That was funny! I learned that G-town issued the phone number 863-FART to someone, and they weren't very pleased to have that pointed out to them just before midnight on a Friday night.
I just assumed you were on your fall vacation, that's why I didn't write anything on your blog. I'm so sorry!
Would it make you feel better if I ran up and farted on you? Or better yet, I could have Jamie run up to you and fart on you. He's getting really good at it!
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I'm sorry! It's a little harder sometimes to think of something funny with you, since we didn't fly gliders or throw jelly balls and stuff.
Hey, remember that time Lydia had the big sleepover party before we got out of high school? That was funny! I learned that G-town issued the phone number 863-FART to someone, and they weren't very pleased to have that pointed out to them just before midnight on a Friday night.
That poor person was probably so happy to have a phone number that spelled ECPU until you called them. So sad.
I just assumed you were on your fall vacation, that's why I didn't write anything on your blog. I'm so sorry!
Would it make you feel better if I ran up and farted on you? Or better yet, I could have Jamie run up to you and fart on you. He's getting really good at it!
Sorry I've neglected you, Momma Tooz!
And don't say nobody likes you. Not only do we like you, we LOVE you! So thbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbssssssssstttt!
"That poor person was probably so happy to have a phone number that spelled ECPU until you called them. So sad. "
Maybe they requested that number specifically because ecru was their favorite color?
I'm a bad, bad girl.
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